The short answer, if you are in a hurry: the Diddly Squat books are the safest gift for almost any Clarkson’s Farm fan, a bottle of Hawkstone — Jeremy’s own lager, brewed with barley from the farm — is the one that gets the biggest reaction, and a Gerald mug is the cheapest way to make someone laugh. Everything below is on Amazon UK and was checked in stock on the date shown.
Since Clarkson’s Farm landed on Amazon Prime in 2021, Diddly Squat has gone from a thousand-acre patch of stubborn Cotswolds soil to one of the best-loved settings on British television — and a small industry of books, beer, mugs and tea towels has followed. This guide covers Jeremy Clarkson’s farming diaries, Kaleb Cooper’s bestsellers, the Hawkstone range and the farm-shop merchandise worth owning.
Last checked: 15 August 2026
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Clarkson's Farm books
Jeremy Clarkson's Diddly Squat farming diaries and Kaleb Cooper's bestsellers — the books that the show's fans queue at Waterstones for every autumn.
Diddly Squat: Home to Roost: From Sunday Times bestselling author and Grand Tour presenter: 4
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Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog: From Farming Fiascos to Pub Disasters – More Misadventures from the Sunday Times Bestselling Author
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Diddly Squat: The G.O.A.T.
The fifth Diddly Squat diary, published on 8 October 2026 and available to pre-order now — which makes it one of the few genuinely new things you can put under the tree this year rather than a reprint. Expect the usual catalogue of uncooperative livestock, disobliging weather and plans that made complete sense in the pub, with a goat doing most of the damage. Pre-orders are charged when it ships, so ordering early costs nothing. Prices and availability are set by Amazon and can change.
Britain According to Kaleb: The Wonderful World of Country Life
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Kaleb’s Farmyard Tales: Escaping Animals and Runaway Tractors
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Jeremy Clarkson Collection 2 Books Set(Can You Make This Thing Go Faster?, Diddly Squat)
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Jeremy Clarkson Diddly Squat Collection 2 Books Set (Diddly Squat ‘Til The Cows Come Home, Diddly Squat)
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Jeremy Clarkson Diddly Squat 3 Book Set Collection
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Diddly Squat & Diddly Squat 'Til The Cows Come Home 2 Book Set Collection
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Diddly Squat merchandise and farm-shop favourites
Mugs, T-shirts, tote bags, tea towels, calendars and stocking-fillers branded with the Diddly Squat or Clarkson's Farm logos that have ended up on Amazon UK.
Fathers Day Funny Gifts Gerald Clarksons Farm In Car Hanging Air Freshener Fun Novelty Gift Freshener Present Birthday Christmas Secret Santa Xmas Dad Daddy Funny Gifts For Him
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Jeremy Clarkson Birthday Card – Clarkson's Farm Birthday Card – Diddly Squat Farm – Funny Birthday Card for Family Friend Dad Mum Son Nephew – Funny Birthday Card For Him – Funny Birthday Card For Her
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Gerald Cooper Birthday Card – Clarkson's Farm Birthday Card – Diddly Squat Farm – Funny Birthday Card for Family Friend Dad Mum Son Nephew – Funny Birthday Card For Him & Her
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Diddly Squat Farm Enamel Mug
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SMARTYPANTS Clarksons Farm Gerald Mug Tea Coffee Cup – Funny Quote Saying Gibberish Jeremy Caleb TV Show Gift Present (Blue Handle)
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Gerald Cooper – I Tell Ya What – GID Bloody Brew – Farm Mug, Ceramic, 11fl.oz.
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Hawkstone — Clarkson’s own beer
This is the one most gift guides miss, and the one a proper fan of the show names first. Hawkstone is Jeremy Clarkson’s own brewery, started in 2021 when falling farm subsidies sent him looking for something to do with the barley growing at Diddly Squat. It is a real drink rather than a novelty with a face on the label — the Premium Lager took Gold and was named England Country Winner at the 2025 World Beer Awards. If you have watched the barley harvest storyline, giving someone the beer it ends up in is a considerably better joke than another mug.
Hawkstone Premium Lager, 6 x 330ml
The sensible size for a stocking or a secret santa, and the one to buy if you want to know whether they like it before committing to a case. This is the award-winning Premium Lager at 4.8%, brewed in Gloucestershire with Diddly Squat barley. Availability and links are set by Amazon and can change.
Hawkstone Beer Gift Hamper (Premium, Session & Pilsner with glass)
Three different Hawkstone beers and a branded glass, boxed and ready to hand over — the version of this gift that looks like you thought about it. Good for the fan who has already been given every Diddly Squat book. Availability and links are set by Amazon and can change.
PerfectDraft Hawkstone Lager 6L Keg
Only worth buying if they already own a PerfectDraft machine — check first, because it is useless without one. If they do, this is the gift they will actually remember: six litres of Hawkstone on draught at home. Availability and links are set by Amazon and can change.
Magazine subscriptions for Clarkson's Farm fans
Magazine subscriptions are the gift that keeps arriving every month — a slightly more grown-up companion to the Diddly Squat books. Three titles from our affiliate partners that suit fans of farming, the countryside and the Cotswolds.
Country Living UK
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The original countryside magazine — slow weekends, farm-to-fork cooking, and the kind of gentle gardening features Kaleb would probably grumble at and quietly read anyway.
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Kitchen Garden
via Kelsey Media
Twelve issues a year of practical vegetable-growing — the magazine for the recipient who watched Clarkson's Farm and decided they fancied giving it a go on their own allotment.
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House Beautiful UK
via Hearst Magazines UK
Country interiors, kitchen gardens and weekend retreats — the design half of the same Cotswold-cottage daydream that put Diddly Squat on the map.
Subscribe at Hearst Magazines UKAlso a Top Gear fan?
Plenty of people who love Clarkson’s Farm came to it through Jeremy, Richard Hammond and James May’s years on Top Gear and The Grand Tour. That is a different shopping list — car books, box sets, driving experiences and James May’s cookbooks — so we keep it on its own page rather than crowding it in here: our Top Gear and Grand Tour gift guide.
Frequently asked questions about Clarkson's Farm gifts
When did Clarkson's Farm start, and is there a new series coming?
Clarkson's Farm first aired on Amazon Prime Video in June 2021. Series 5 began streaming on Prime Video on 3 June 2026, with the final episodes arriving on 17 June 2026 — so the show is very much alive. Series 6 is confirmed and in production, expected in summer 2027 — Prime Video has not given an exact date. Each new series typically prompts a fresh tie-in book in the same year, which we list above as soon as Amazon UK has stock.
Where is Diddly Squat farm in real life?
Diddly Squat is a working farm in the Cotswolds, near the Oxfordshire village of Chadlington. The farm shop on the road between Chipping Norton and Chadlington is open to visitors when stock allows — but the farm itself is private. The branded merchandise sold via Amazon UK is a much easier route in for fans who don't live nearby.
Is Kaleb Cooper still on the show?
Yes — at the time of writing Kaleb is still very much part of Clarkson's Farm and has become a bestselling author in his own right. His books appear in the Books section above and are some of the most consistently strong sellers on Amazon UK each Christmas.
What's the order of the Diddly Squat books?
The Diddly Squat trilogy is best read in order: "Diddly Squat: A Year on the Farm" (2021), "Diddly Squat: 'Til the Cows Come Home" (2022), and "Diddly Squat: Home to Roost" (2023). Each one corresponds loosely to a year of the show and they're best given as a set if the recipient is new to the series.
Are the Diddly Squat farm-shop mugs official?
Listings on Amazon UK that ship and sell as Amazon stock are usually licensed product. The page only includes items that are currently in stock with reviews on Amazon — but if in doubt, check the seller box on the listing before you buy and look for a brand link to the Diddly Squat or Clarkson's Farm shop.
What other Jeremy Clarkson gifts work for Clarkson's Farm fans?
Most fans of Clarkson's Farm also enjoyed his work on Top Gear and The Grand Tour — and we keep a separate gift guide for those at our Top Gear & The Grand Tour gift page (linked at the foot of this page). Sticking to farming-flavoured gifts here keeps the choice for the recipient sharp.
Will these items arrive in time for Christmas?
Everything on this page is listed on Amazon.co.uk and most items ship with Prime delivery. New Diddly Squat books regularly sell out in early December — if you've spotted one you want, grabbing it as soon as you see it is the safer bet.
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